Professional Accreditations

Date Qualification Description 01/06/2004 MBCS CITP Chartered IT Professional - Member British Computer Society 01/08/2003 IT Project+ Project Mangement Qualification from CompTIA 20/06/2003 MCSD .NET Microsoft Certified Solution Developer .NET c# - Early Achiever 16/05/2003 MCAD Microsoft Certified Application Developer .net c# - chartered status first 5000 31/03/2003 MCSE Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer - Microsoft Windows 2000 04/02/2003 MCSA Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator - Microsoft Windows 2000 17/01/2003 MCDBA Microsoft Certified Database Administrator - SQL Server 2000 11/11/2002 MCSD Microsoft Certified Solution Developer - Visual Studio 6.0 23/04/2001 MCP Microsoft Certified Professional

** STOP PRESS **
1st Feb 2010 finally kicked out of the BCS for trying to run a business

The fascist twats at the BCS have finally kicked me out for advertising a "porn site" www.thesextree.co.uk even though they know its human rights web site, and news site inter alia and theres a recession on as well. So I can only say good riddance to bad rubbish, as they are a bunch of homophobic, racist twats who objected to the satanist angle as well. I'm straight but much like Obama I have a profile on glee as well. (call it the political angle as i object to the stance of Uganda inter alia)

 and now I'm out I can finally declare much like the British Government that they are no help to anyone and it is with much regret that I ever brought into their organisation or their qualifications in the first place. Call it the naivety of youth, when I thought qualifications matter, when I brought into the scaremongering and fear which they usually deploy to scare business off doing anything at all as I wished I hadn't joined, brought into the hype at uni now as it doesn't help you in business at all. notwithstanding the fact that they also left a huge gaping security hole on their email  lists which  they tried to cover up as well, and they are peeved for me trying to help them explain it. Oooops

Anyway I am no longer bound by their code of silence, and can reveal what really happened as I still have a copy of the emails which were exposed if anyone's interested in their f**kup

10/09/09	The "evidence" they are using to kick me out [observations:Doctored they stripped off the other mails so wouldn't actually be admissible in a court of law]
28th Jan 2010 (signed for!)	Letter Notifying Me of My Removal
8th Feb 2010 (signed for!)	Letter telling me why (page 1) Letter telling me why (page 2) note: I sent them my views in an email before the hearing - but it appears they lost it, rather like the royal parlimentry courts of justice do.

Note: my recomondations are that any student thinking of bettering their career would be advised to spend the cash on hosting instead! As this lot are a waste of time and you will be judged by results, and not just words.

Microsoft Exams Taken

Exam Date Exam Number Exam Name 20/06/2003 300 Analyzing Requirements and Defining Microsoft .NET Solution Architectures 03/06/03 315 Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft® Visual C#™ .NET and Microsoft® Visual Studio® .NET 16/05/03 320 Developing XML Web Services and Server Components with Microsoft Visual C# .NET and the Microsoft .NET Framework 25/04/2003 316 Developing and Implementing Windows®-based Applications with Microsoft® Visual C#™ .NET and Microsoft® Visual Studio® .NET 31/03/2003 221 Designing a Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Network Infrastructure 07/03/2003 217 Implementing and Administering a Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure 20/02/2003 216 Implementing and Administering a Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Network Infrastructure 04/02/2003 218 Managing a Windows 2000 Network Environment 17/01/2003 215 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Server 14/01/2003 210 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft® Windows® 2000 Professional 02/12/2002 228 Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2000 Enterprise Edition 11/11/2002 229 Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2000 Enterprise Edition 28/10/2002 100 Analyzing Requirements and Defining Solution Architectures 14/05/2001 175 Designing and Implementing Distributed Applications with Microsoft® Visual Basic 6.0 23/04/2001 176 Designing and Implementing Desktop Applications with Microsoft® Visual Basic 6.0

Academic Qualifications

Date	Description
1998	Bsc Hons Computer Science - Durham University 2.1
1995	A levels History (A),MATHS (B),English Lit (B),General Studies (B)
1993	GCSEs 5 A's (Maths, History,Design, Nuffield Science Double Award - AA) 3 B's (Business Studies, English Lang, English Lit) 1 C (German j'ai preferer francais, mais c'est la vie, ca autra chose...)